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[WP] Wifi strength is now dependent on how favourably the god of machines looks upon you . Sacrifices do improve your image , just that souls and flesh are not accepted. It only deals in toasters for some reason , and will curse anyone who dares bring it a printer .
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[WP] Due to some ancient offense , many mapmakers have sworn not to include New Zealand in their maps up till today.
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[WP] You were suprised at being kidnapped . You were even more so when your captor greeted you warmly as your future son/daughter in law .
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[WP] A painting was just sold for 2 million dollars. In an enormous”fuck you” to the art world , the canvas was minecraft .
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[WP] Golemancy is real , and it has the power to turn figurines into whatever role they have in their fictional universe. On a completely unrelated note , warhammer 40k models sales have been on the rise.
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[WP] You have the opposite job as a PR consultant. You artificially cause PR disasters for corporations. There’s this one company in particular that has been endlessly frustrating you , however .
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[WP] In the far future , an archeologist comes across a copy of the onion and believes it to be true . They attempt to recreate our lives from it .
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[WP] A genie gets extremely frustrated when it’s master anticlimactically and simply asks for a pink golf ball .
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