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Whenever I feel like making a confession, I post it here.

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People always tell kids eventually that "Santa Claus never existed", but I know better.

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You know what they say, "You are what you eat".

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A curious customer eyes my new black jacket and asks, "I've never seen this type of skin before, is it from some kind of endangered animal?"

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She said, "Name one difference between us that would prevent me being with you."

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"No, no! It's a misunderstanding!" NSFW

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We're playing Hide and Seek at my birthday party!

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I'm especially nervous before P.E. lessons.

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The police in my area are always complaining about either paedophilia or necrophilia. NSFW

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"Is there really no other way?" you ask your mother.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Whenever I feel like making a confession, I post it here.	770
People always tell kids eventually that "Santa Claus never existed", but I know better.	66
You know what they say, "You are what you eat".	51
A curious customer eyes my new black jacket and asks, "I've never seen this type of skin before, is it from some kind of endangered animal?"	37
She said, "Name one difference between us that would prevent me being with you."	31
"No, no! It's a misunderstanding!" NSFW	20
We're playing Hide and Seek at my birthday party!	19
I'm especially nervous before P.E. lessons.	17
The police in my area are always complaining about either paedophilia or necrophilia. NSFW	11
"Is there really no other way?" you ask your mother.	11