/u/8panckakes4ever's posts
[WP] Your father was never a very interesting man, he was an accountant who died peacefully in his sleep at the age of 70. Yet when you arrive at his funeral, it is filled with some of the most famous, wealthy, and powerful people on the planet.
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[WP] You have the ability to know the worst thing you can do in the next 10 seconds. You only really get stuff along the lines of: Drive off a bridge or stab the chief of police. One day on your way into work you get the alert: Go to work.
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[WP] You have always had the power to read minds. One day while stuck in traffic you look to your left and read the mind of the person in the car next to you. You hear them think ”I can’t wait for my fleet to destroy this miserable planet so I can finally get home.”
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[WP] When humans join an intergalactic government, we learn we are the only species to domesticate animals. Every other species is baffled by it.
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[WP] On your way to work you get in a car crash, as you get out you hear a voice say “CUT! Drivers, pay attention, now we have to shoot this day from the beginning, wipe his memory”
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[WP] Humanity has established communication with an intelligent species far away. The only problem is neither us or them are able to travel between solar systems. This leaves us to essentially be pen pals.
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[WP] Who would have guessed that humans are the fastest intelligent life in the universe. When aliens visit us their sentences take 37x longer to say because they speak so slow.
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[WP] You are a low ranked superhero that never gets much attention. Yet when the strongest superhero in the world is asked “Do you think anyone is more powerful than you?”, he says your name.
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[WP] You stumble across a room filled with some of the most powerful magical artifacts in existence. Grim reapers scythe, Father Times hourglass, Cupid’s Arrows, the blood of Christ, and........ a slinky?
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