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My sister has been getting on to me about finally hanging out with her & her imaginary friend Puddles.

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Looking deeply into those detestable green orbs just sitting there in the severed head, filled me with a sudden & intense urge,

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As I heard her scream in vindictive ecstacy, the pressure in my pelvis reached a feverish crescendo.

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"As these are the larger variety, we need to trim them down so that the locks are a few inches below the dirt, got it?"

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"...ember the kid that tried to sell his bike to the new squaddie, or when Charlie Cat pooped in the tank? Oh I just thou...ght of ano..."

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Having eaten all the meat, and ground up the bones for fertilizer,

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For the last few weeks, I just chalked the random throbbing in my head up to a migraine.

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He had used every trick he knew to help him remember how to get back to the cabin, from a trail of candy wrappers to pieces of clothing.

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I wish I knew the best way to tell her how good she looks in the purple skirt versus the green one,

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I don't complain here. I just don't. But now, I must. Why Tf is this an ad I'm getting on youtube? Is this just the new norm?

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My sister has been getting on to me about finally hanging out with her & her imaginary friend Puddles.	14	TwoSentenceHorror
Looking deeply into those detestable green orbs just sitting there in the severed head, filled me with a sudden & intense urge,	13	TwoSentenceHorror
As I heard her scream in vindictive ecstacy, the pressure in my pelvis reached a feverish crescendo.	8	TwoSentenceHorror
"As these are the larger variety, we need to trim them down so that the locks are a few inches below the dirt, got it?"	8	TwoSentenceHorror
"...ember the kid that tried to sell his bike to the new squaddie, or when Charlie Cat pooped in the tank? Oh I just thou...ght of ano..."	7	TwoSentenceSadness
Having eaten all the meat, and ground up the bones for fertilizer,	7	TwoSentenceHorror
For the last few weeks, I just chalked the random throbbing in my head up to a migraine.	7	TwoSentenceHorror
He had used every trick he knew to help him remember how to get back to the cabin, from a trail of candy wrappers to pieces of clothing.	5	TwoSentenceHorror
I wish I knew the best way to tell her how good she looks in the purple skirt versus the green one,	5	TwoSentenceHorror
I don't complain here. I just don't. But now, I must. Why Tf is this an ad I'm getting on youtube? Is this just the new norm?	5	youtube