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Having witnessed every single member of my crew slowly die from oxygen starvation, while I stood safely behind the glass of one of the escape pods,

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"Its been 25 years since I was last in this room, all the same decorations are up, the toys are mostly still here & my Tamagotchi is still....dead of course."

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The red & blue flashes were not enough of a distraction from the extremely odd, cold sensation in my lower half.

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"You promised that you were going to be my wingman for life homie."

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"...nd he's at the 30,the 20,the 10...TOUCHDOWN!"

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"I'll never let another child go through what I have been through, not if I can help it."

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"For fuck sake, you are all just a bunch of scared litte bitches, it's just a cave!"

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It's been like 9, maybe 10, days since I last slept & 6 of those were spent having to stealthily kill at least 40 enemy soldiers on my way to the safety of our bunker.

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"Hmm. Odd. My sensors are registering... a curious event happening in my chasis."

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"...ou know what, Dad, I WILL become a Doctor someday because I'm not just "A fuckin' junkie!".

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Having witnessed every single member of my crew slowly die from oxygen starvation, while I stood safely behind the glass of one of the escape pods,	3673	TwoSentenceHorror
"Its been 25 years since I was last in this room, all the same decorations are up, the toys are mostly still here & my Tamagotchi is still....dead of course."	1304	TwoSentenceHorror
The red & blue flashes were not enough of a distraction from the extremely odd, cold sensation in my lower half.	1029	TwoSentenceHorror
"You promised that you were going to be my wingman for life homie."	394	TwoSentenceSadness
"...nd he's at the 30,the 20,the 10...TOUCHDOWN!"	368	TwoSentenceSadness
"I'll never let another child go through what I have been through, not if I can help it."	340	TwoSentenceSadness
"For fuck sake, you are all just a bunch of scared litte bitches, it's just a cave!"	239	TwoSentenceHorror
It's been like 9, maybe 10, days since I last slept & 6 of those were spent having to stealthily kill at least 40 enemy soldiers on my way to the safety of our bunker.	78	TwoSentenceHorror
"Hmm. Odd. My sensors are registering... a curious event happening in my chasis."	76	TwoSentenceSadness
"...ou know what, Dad, I WILL become a Doctor someday because I'm not just "A fuckin' junkie!".	31	TwoSentenceSadness