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My sleep paralysis demon always sits on my chest and holds my head still with its long, skinny arms.

13441 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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They always said that I was just a schizophrenic, that the voices I hear and the shapes I see are just figments of my own imagination.

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"Man, these kids should really tone it down with those firecrackers" the man said jokingly after being startled by a loud pop in the distance.

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I went outside this morning to watch the sunrise, only to notice that the sun was completely white instead of having that lovely orange tint.

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They say that human flesh tastes like pork.

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The noose tightened, the rope stretched under the weight, and then it snapped.

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"I think we should address the elephant in the room."

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I seem to be a very special kind of ghost.

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I struggled with assembling some IKEA furniture as my friend walked in on me, laughed and said "Why are you struggling so much? It's a piece of cake!".

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My boss said that I need to get my act together, or he'll fire me.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My sleep paralysis demon always sits on my chest and holds my head still with its long, skinny arms.	13441	TwoSentenceHorror
They always said that I was just a schizophrenic, that the voices I hear and the shapes I see are just figments of my own imagination.	93	TwoSentenceHorror
"Man, these kids should really tone it down with those firecrackers" the man said jokingly after being startled by a loud pop in the distance.	32	TwoSentenceHorror
I went outside this morning to watch the sunrise, only to notice that the sun was completely white instead of having that lovely orange tint.	32	TwoSentenceHorror
They say that human flesh tastes like pork.	21	TwoSentenceHorror
The noose tightened, the rope stretched under the weight, and then it snapped.	16	TwoSentenceSadness
"I think we should address the elephant in the room."	16	TwoSentenceComedy
I seem to be a very special kind of ghost.	13	TwoSentenceSadness
I struggled with assembling some IKEA furniture as my friend walked in on me, laughed and said "Why are you struggling so much? It's a piece of cake!".	8	TwoSentenceComedy
My boss said that I need to get my act together, or he'll fire me.	7	TwoSentenceComedy