/u/ASentientRedditAcc's posts
[WP]You are standing trial. Formally accused of the crime of taking the last slice of pizza, and being a cunt in general..
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[WP]A group of intergalactic medical experts has warned earth that what they call a "meme" is actually a parasitic thought-virus, and has recommended the complete and full outlaw of memes on earth as only 10% of the humans on earth ars still fully human.
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"It moves without pity, it kills without mercy, with boiling blood, all shall fall in its path....how about that?" You ask your boss, building prisons to seal immortal unstoppable beings is more boring then it sounds.
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A galactic summit has been called, creating temporary peace accross all races in the known universe. A meeting is to take place on Earth, compromising of every major leader/king/forum. The issue? Earth's massive Emu problem, and the ramifications it is having accross the galaxy.
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[WP] A group of aliens go around deep space challenging racers accross the galaxy. They have reached planet earth and are shocked to realize the insane racing machines of mankind that run on explosions.
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[WP]One of the four generals of hell is trying to discreetly go to a taylor swift concert, but at the day on the event, their VIP ticket is denied at the gate.
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[WP]Tired and overwhelmed of all of these endless and very spesific requests for reincarnation, God has reincarnated all of these souls onto an isolated empty world, granting everyone their requested abilities, as both an experiment and laziness.
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