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Shooting up a school is fucking stupid: it requires way too much effort, causes a lot of chaos, and there's no way of getting away with it.

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You know the best thing about comic con?

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My hands tremble as I put finishing touches on the time machine, well aware of how painstakingly precise this next part has to be...

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"Your beautiful eyes remind me of my mom's," I told my Tinder date.

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As the Psychic read my palm, a chilling terror crept into him.

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Bleeding out, I used my final moments to bang against my mother's window, trying to alert her of the killer creeping up to her.

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"How did you and your wife survive locked in that basement without food for so many years?" asked the reporter.

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"If you go out dressed like that, you're gonna get raped!" yelled my mother.

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My son was thrilled with the pair of x-ray glasses I got him.

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A YouTuber recently messaged me and asked if he could turn one of my Two Sentence Horror stories into a video.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Shooting up a school is fucking stupid: it requires way too much effort, causes a lot of chaos, and there's no way of getting away with it.	639
You know the best thing about comic con?	588
My hands tremble as I put finishing touches on the time machine, well aware of how painstakingly precise this next part has to be...	567
"Your beautiful eyes remind me of my mom's," I told my Tinder date.	531
As the Psychic read my palm, a chilling terror crept into him.	496
Bleeding out, I used my final moments to bang against my mother's window, trying to alert her of the killer creeping up to her.	387
"How did you and your wife survive locked in that basement without food for so many years?" asked the reporter.	324
"If you go out dressed like that, you're gonna get raped!" yelled my mother.	304
My son was thrilled with the pair of x-ray glasses I got him.	280
A YouTuber recently messaged me and asked if he could turn one of my Two Sentence Horror stories into a video.	266