/u/AShadyPyro's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I woke up to find him lying next to me, gleefully declaring "I fixed it, we can finally be together!"

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Left naked, bound and gagged on a bed full of cocaine and dirty bills, a wave of relief washed over me as the Policeman barged through the door.

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Things were starting to get serious between me and my girlfriend when she asked me to meet her family.

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"If you kill me now, you'll cease to exist!" said the man who would spend the next two decades abusing my mother and me.

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I woke up with the sensation of pins and needles all over my body...

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For her 19th birthday, I got my daughter a one-of-a-kind, custom-made neckless.

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People keep debating about the morality of cloning, but I'm just happy to have a job at the new Jurassic Park!

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It took me five long days, but I finally cracked the serial killer's intricate cypher.

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As my daughter bleeds out in my arms, I desperately look around for someone... anyone...

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"Sweetie, why did you stab your father?" asked the police officer.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I woke up to find him lying next to me, gleefully declaring "I fixed it, we can finally be together!"	221
Left naked, bound and gagged on a bed full of cocaine and dirty bills, a wave of relief washed over me as the Policeman barged through the door.	194
Things were starting to get serious between me and my girlfriend when she asked me to meet her family.	173
"If you kill me now, you'll cease to exist!" said the man who would spend the next two decades abusing my mother and me.	167
I woke up with the sensation of pins and needles all over my body...	163
For her 19th birthday, I got my daughter a one-of-a-kind, custom-made neckless.	157
People keep debating about the morality of cloning, but I'm just happy to have a job at the new Jurassic Park!	125
It took me five long days, but I finally cracked the serial killer's intricate cypher.	121
As my daughter bleeds out in my arms, I desperately look around for someone... anyone...	100
"Sweetie, why did you stab your father?" asked the police officer.	97