/u/AShadyPyro's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I was so stoked to hear my son say he was going to follow in his favorite artist's footsteps that I gave him enough money to go and buy a mint condition 1969 Fender Mustang.

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I've always loved being cuddled and kissed right before falling asleep.

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Every morning I awoke to discover more and more grey hair.

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As I stood completely covered by my mother's insides, staring at the walls dripping with her blood, her last words echoed in my mind.

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Hanging off the ledge by my fingertips, I repeatedly screamed out for help.

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Winning awards on Reddit is overrated.

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Every night before bed, I cover my body in dirt and spend an hour inside the freezer practising to stay perfectly still.

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After years of struggling with obesity, I finally have a healthy BMI!

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Our planet was on the brink of destruction as a result of the centuries-long war between our two factions, leaving me no choice but to relocate my kind to a new habitable planet.

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"Take a picture, it'll last longer," she snarled.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I was so stoked to hear my son say he was going to follow in his favorite artist's footsteps that I gave him enough money to go and buy a mint condition 1969 Fender Mustang.	90
I've always loved being cuddled and kissed right before falling asleep.	84
Every morning I awoke to discover more and more grey hair.	79
As I stood completely covered by my mother's insides, staring at the walls dripping with her blood, her last words echoed in my mind.	77
Hanging off the ledge by my fingertips, I repeatedly screamed out for help.	77
Winning awards on Reddit is overrated.	54
Every night before bed, I cover my body in dirt and spend an hour inside the freezer practising to stay perfectly still.	52
After years of struggling with obesity, I finally have a healthy BMI!	49
Our planet was on the brink of destruction as a result of the centuries-long war between our two factions, leaving me no choice but to relocate my kind to a new habitable planet.	40
"Take a picture, it'll last longer," she snarled.	38