/u/A_Hawaiian_Shirt's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"Your total is $9.11, please pull forward," I said, a single tear running down my cheek as I spoke quietly into the headset.

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I chipped away at the concrete, hoping my makeshift pick would free me from my prison.

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She said it sounds like macaroni in a pot. NSFW

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After my Mother passed, my Father took upon himself to make sure I pursued my dreams.

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"You're hands are freezing babe, here, let me warm them" My boyfriend said, cupping my hands in his before breathing on them.

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I ignored the child in the car next to me, focusing on the red light as they made annoying hand gestures and obnoxious faces.

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"What is this, moonshine?" I asked my friend, hacking and coughing against a burn worse than any liquor had ever given.

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"Look Mom, I found a puppy!" My son said, cradling the ball of fur in his arms.

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Every night I toss and turn, my dreams haunted by a ruthless autonomous fork-lift.

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"Just a minute," Sara called when she heard the knock at the door as she washed her hair.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Your total is $9.11, please pull forward," I said, a single tear running down my cheek as I spoke quietly into the headset.	14381
I chipped away at the concrete, hoping my makeshift pick would free me from my prison.	9418
She said it sounds like macaroni in a pot. NSFW	7505
After my Mother passed, my Father took upon himself to make sure I pursued my dreams.	7352
"You're hands are freezing babe, here, let me warm them" My boyfriend said, cupping my hands in his before breathing on them.	5187
I ignored the child in the car next to me, focusing on the red light as they made annoying hand gestures and obnoxious faces.	1198
"What is this, moonshine?" I asked my friend, hacking and coughing against a burn worse than any liquor had ever given.	941
"Look Mom, I found a puppy!" My son said, cradling the ball of fur in his arms.	746
Every night I toss and turn, my dreams haunted by a ruthless autonomous fork-lift.	628
"Just a minute," Sara called when she heard the knock at the door as she washed her hair.	132