/u/A_Vespertine's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"Jeff, you idiot, I told you that's not how bleach works!"

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I'd been digging for hours, never doubting my brother's insistence that there was buried treasure to be found.

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"You see, the real treasure was inside you this whole time!"

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I lie in an open grave, looking up at all the smiling faces.

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"Too many cooks spoil the broth," Mary said with a sly smile.

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"Look at the fireflies daddy!" my daughter cheered at the sight of the blinking lights in the distance.

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She scraped the knife around the edge of the jar, determined to get every last drop.

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When the bombs fell, I had enough canned food to last me the rest of my life.

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No matter what I try, I can't get the damn pictures to stay on the wall.

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Franklyn put a bullet in his head to finally make the voices stop.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Jeff, you idiot, I told you that's not how bleach works!"	1760
I'd been digging for hours, never doubting my brother's insistence that there was buried treasure to be found.	1532
"You see, the real treasure was inside you this whole time!"	632
I lie in an open grave, looking up at all the smiling faces.	77
"Too many cooks spoil the broth," Mary said with a sly smile.	34
"Look at the fireflies daddy!" my daughter cheered at the sight of the blinking lights in the distance.	34
She scraped the knife around the edge of the jar, determined to get every last drop.	23
When the bombs fell, I had enough canned food to last me the rest of my life.	21
No matter what I try, I can't get the damn pictures to stay on the wall.	19
Franklyn put a bullet in his head to finally make the voices stop.	17