/u/A__shoe's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Sorry grandma, I broke the android you bought me on its first day.

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I looked through the window of the labor room to see my wife laying in the bed with her eyes closed.

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The shuttle

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I’m going to get to be in a cooking movie!

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“I really regret laying down in the grass without bug spray, those damn chiggers are making me so damn itchy!”

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My favorite song is pumped up kicks by foster the people, so when it came on during the school dance I was elated.

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After years of signals sent to the stars we finally got the first response form extraterrestrial life.

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Ever sense I was born my reflection has hated me, and wanted to replace me.

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When the schitsophrenic began to scratch himself to the point of bleeding in his sleep, we decided to give him heavy sedatives to keep him still.

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I had an amazing story idea but I forgot, I bet the people surrounding me did it!

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Sorry grandma, I broke the android you bought me on its first day.	13
I looked through the window of the labor room to see my wife laying in the bed with her eyes closed.	13
The shuttle	11
I’m going to get to be in a cooking movie!	11
“I really regret laying down in the grass without bug spray, those damn chiggers are making me so damn itchy!”	8
My favorite song is pumped up kicks by foster the people, so when it came on during the school dance I was elated.	6
After years of signals sent to the stars we finally got the first response form extraterrestrial life.	5
Ever sense I was born my reflection has hated me, and wanted to replace me.	3
When the schitsophrenic began to scratch himself to the point of bleeding in his sleep, we decided to give him heavy sedatives to keep him still.	3
I had an amazing story idea but I forgot, I bet the people surrounding me did it!	2