/u/A__shoe's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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When my daughter came out as a lesbian I did everything I could to help her.

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The last thing I remember before waking up in the hospital surrounded by my family was stuffing the barrel of the pistol into my mouth.

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As the survivor fled the undead through the Ukrainian wilderness he was blessed by finding a town surrounded by a military fence.

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After living surrounded by the undead for years, their moans and gasps for breath no longer insulted fear in me.

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As I heard my daughter say praise be to god in the town square my eyes filled with tears.

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When the children ran screaming past me from the monster in the alleyway I smiled contentedly.

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As the undead surrounded my car I shoved the gun into my mouth and pulled the trigger.

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The monster licked the quivering girl, savoring the taste of her virgin flesh.

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9-29-1999: I’m hoping I can get off of work early tomorrow, the power plant takes up too much time and my wife misses me.

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Being a researcher in the Mariana Trench is pretty boring, until you finally record something revolutionary.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
When my daughter came out as a lesbian I did everything I could to help her.	1538
The last thing I remember before waking up in the hospital surrounded by my family was stuffing the barrel of the pistol into my mouth.	455
As the survivor fled the undead through the Ukrainian wilderness he was blessed by finding a town surrounded by a military fence.	75
After living surrounded by the undead for years, their moans and gasps for breath no longer insulted fear in me.	70
As I heard my daughter say praise be to god in the town square my eyes filled with tears.	54
When the children ran screaming past me from the monster in the alleyway I smiled contentedly.	36
As the undead surrounded my car I shoved the gun into my mouth and pulled the trigger.	33
The monster licked the quivering girl, savoring the taste of her virgin flesh.	27
9-29-1999: I’m hoping I can get off of work early tomorrow, the power plant takes up too much time and my wife misses me.	20
Being a researcher in the Mariana Trench is pretty boring, until you finally record something revolutionary.	20