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I jumped from the ambulance and began to assess the patient, when he sputtered something that caught me off guard.

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I shakily raised my gun as I watched the foam drip slowly from the corners of his mouth.

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I hired a prostitute to dress up like my mother.

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“Atta boy,” my father said as he gave my brother a swift pat on the back.

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Grandpa taught me how to hunt, clean the carcass, and cure the meat.

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My wife and I decided to bury our child at his favorite spot near the large oak tree in our back field.

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“It’s so tall and green!” I yelled to my mom.

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A thought filled my woozy head as the tub water turned red.

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“I’m so glad we only had one child” my dad explained to my mom and brother.

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I put down the book and listened when the announcement rang out: “ATTENTION, THE CHILDREN ARE COMPROMISED.”

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I jumped from the ambulance and began to assess the patient, when he sputtered something that caught me off guard.	885	TwoSentenceSadness
I shakily raised my gun as I watched the foam drip slowly from the corners of his mouth.	845	TwoSentenceSadness
I hired a prostitute to dress up like my mother.	698	TwoSentenceSadness
“Atta boy,” my father said as he gave my brother a swift pat on the back.	667	TwoSentenceSadness
Grandpa taught me how to hunt, clean the carcass, and cure the meat.	278	TwoSentenceHorror
My wife and I decided to bury our child at his favorite spot near the large oak tree in our back field.	166	TwoSentenceHorror
“It’s so tall and green!” I yelled to my mom.	112	TwoSentenceSadness
A thought filled my woozy head as the tub water turned red.	105	TwoSentenceSadness
“I’m so glad we only had one child” my dad explained to my mom and brother.	103	TwoSentenceHorror
I put down the book and listened when the announcement rang out: “ATTENTION, THE CHILDREN ARE COMPROMISED.”	89	TwoSentenceHorror