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“I’m in the bedroom, honey” I said to my wife calling to me when she got home from getting our anniversary cake

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I should never have stolen out from that German restaurant

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Despite missing an eye, my bride is the most beautiful woman

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I’m going to lie down I have a headache

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I stepped out of my house to go clubbing like every other Saturday night

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“Best date ever“ I said as I smiled

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I looked at my sister’s lifeless body with envy as I sat there, mad, that cancer got to beat her ass instead of me for all the things she did to me when we were growing up

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The devil said “I’m coming for you”

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I said pound the alarm

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I Went to the dentist’s to have my wisdom teeth pulled

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
“I’m in the bedroom, honey” I said to my wife calling to me when she got home from getting our anniversary cake	119
I should never have stolen out from that German restaurant	47
Despite missing an eye, my bride is the most beautiful woman	14
I’m going to lie down I have a headache	8
I stepped out of my house to go clubbing like every other Saturday night	8
“Best date ever“ I said as I smiled	3
I looked at my sister’s lifeless body with envy as I sat there, mad, that cancer got to beat her ass instead of me for all the things she did to me when we were growing up	1
The devil said “I’m coming for you”	1
I said pound the alarm	1
I Went to the dentist’s to have my wisdom teeth pulled	1