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I'm glad my daughter has taken to playing Minecraft after her recent hospitalization.

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The sweltering sun did not discourage my meowing over the rumble of cars.

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people always say, "monkey see, monkey do".

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I always managed to make excuses for being overweight to avoid putting in the effort to get better.

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To prove to my friends nothing in the mortuary would hurt us I harshly pinched the side of a corpse laying out.

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As I parked my car on the side of the road I couldn't help but feel relieved.

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Smiling at the cold long fingers grasping my ankle, I couldn't help but feel as though I'd won.

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all i had to do to avoid my parents killing me was wait till i was 18.

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After making a small incision to the massive zit I gently squeezed it.

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Screams of terror and surprise erupted from the audience as the body hit the stages floor, spattering the front row in drops of black blood.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I'm glad my daughter has taken to playing Minecraft after her recent hospitalization.	3598
The sweltering sun did not discourage my meowing over the rumble of cars.	1460
people always say, "monkey see, monkey do".	281
I always managed to make excuses for being overweight to avoid putting in the effort to get better.	126
To prove to my friends nothing in the mortuary would hurt us I harshly pinched the side of a corpse laying out.	48
As I parked my car on the side of the road I couldn't help but feel relieved.	33
Smiling at the cold long fingers grasping my ankle, I couldn't help but feel as though I'd won.	32
all i had to do to avoid my parents killing me was wait till i was 18.	19
After making a small incision to the massive zit I gently squeezed it.	14
Screams of terror and surprise erupted from the audience as the body hit the stages floor, spattering the front row in drops of black blood.	7