/u/Accomplished-Day6294's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Dragons don't exist idiot, we all know the cause of this forest fire was an arsonist.

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"The human race is gone Mack, they all have been assimilated and replicated by that organism"

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We don't know what struck our ship during the storm in lake superior as it sank below the waves, fortunately for us we grabbed hold of this huge log.

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Today was a good Valentine's for me where my wife and my ex-wife finally settled down in the living room

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deploy the combat androids and have them surround the perimeter.

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"the trees are talkin' man, they're literally talkin' man".

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In this pyramid lies a great pharaoh who always wanted to become a God in the afterlife.

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I've known my wife to have a Big Heart due to kindness, but her undying love for me was too great until she complained of chest pains.

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Don't you read the sign It says beware of quicksand.

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"My heart will always belong to you" she said to him.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Dragons don't exist idiot, we all know the cause of this forest fire was an arsonist.	428
"The human race is gone Mack, they all have been assimilated and replicated by that organism"	40
We don't know what struck our ship during the storm in lake superior as it sank below the waves, fortunately for us we grabbed hold of this huge log.	21
Today was a good Valentine's for me where my wife and my ex-wife finally settled down in the living room	20
deploy the combat androids and have them surround the perimeter.	11
"the trees are talkin' man, they're literally talkin' man".	10
In this pyramid lies a great pharaoh who always wanted to become a God in the afterlife.	8
I've known my wife to have a Big Heart due to kindness, but her undying love for me was too great until she complained of chest pains.	8
Don't you read the sign It says beware of quicksand.	8
"My heart will always belong to you" she said to him.	7