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I grab the fortune cookie from the bottom of the bag and it reads “You will die today.”

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“Bye Muffin, I’ll be back,” “Bye Muffin, I’ll be back” “Bye Muffin, I’ll be back” I say and say.

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It’s first day of American school and I go to primary school!

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World War 3, which caused the earth to die from pollution and radiation, resulted in a scarcity of water, shelter, and food that the rich took all of.

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After taking my prescription, I went into my sons room, only for him to be gone.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I grab the fortune cookie from the bottom of the bag and it reads “You will die today.”	52
“Bye Muffin, I’ll be back,” “Bye Muffin, I’ll be back” “Bye Muffin, I’ll be back” I say and say.	51
It’s first day of American school and I go to primary school!	44
World War 3, which caused the earth to die from pollution and radiation, resulted in a scarcity of water, shelter, and food that the rich took all of.	31
After taking my prescription, I went into my sons room, only for him to be gone.	24