/u/AceQuire's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"I've killed my firstborn son with my own hands," I cried to the devil, "why won't you give the wealth that you promised?"

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"Mommy, how do you spell 'rainbow'?"

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Annoyed by the barrage of phone calls, I snapped "Go kill yourself fuckface!" as I finally picked one up

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My son, who always wanted to see a shooting star, pointed at the sky excitedly, "Daddy, I finally see one!"

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When my father finally opened his eyes after 10 years coma, I couldn't contain my happiness

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"Genie, I wish there was cure for cancer"

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After years of saving, we finally have enough for my blind wife's eye surgery

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As we finally reached the South Pole, I celebrated cheerfully with my young crew members

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I can tell how close someone is to death by the brightness of their aura

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“The robber broke through the window and then killed your dad,” my mother cried, “I was lucky he didn’t see me”

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"I've killed my firstborn son with my own hands," I cried to the devil, "why won't you give the wealth that you promised?"	6038
"Mommy, how do you spell 'rainbow'?"	4588
Annoyed by the barrage of phone calls, I snapped "Go kill yourself fuckface!" as I finally picked one up	1360
My son, who always wanted to see a shooting star, pointed at the sky excitedly, "Daddy, I finally see one!"	915
When my father finally opened his eyes after 10 years coma, I couldn't contain my happiness	458
"Genie, I wish there was cure for cancer"	449
After years of saving, we finally have enough for my blind wife's eye surgery	281
As we finally reached the South Pole, I celebrated cheerfully with my young crew members	136
I can tell how close someone is to death by the brightness of their aura	127
“The robber broke through the window and then killed your dad,” my mother cried, “I was lucky he didn’t see me”	93