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After I broke my arm, I started using dictation software to finish writing my thesis.

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It was the tenth month since the plague of the undead, and my family counted ourselves lucky that we managed to survive by barricading ourselves securely in our home.

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As a surgeon who works exclusively with the homeless, I have an incredibly rewarding profession.

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"We've talked about this," the nurse said, leading me to the padded room, "These body-snatchers you’re seeing are just part of your psychotic delusions."

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When our elderly neighbor passed away, my mother and I attended his estate sale, hoping to find a good bargain.

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For twenty years, I've been reliving the same day over and over again.

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For weeks, we've been dealing with foreign hackers sending out dozens of false air-raid alarms using our national warning system.

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Imagine our delight when we accidentally stumbled across the uncontacted race during the course of our exploration.

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My wife was too scared to press charges, but I was furious when the court approved her restraining order against me.

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When our archeological dig was shut down by the military, we weren't surprised.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
After I broke my arm, I started using dictation software to finish writing my thesis.	276
It was the tenth month since the plague of the undead, and my family counted ourselves lucky that we managed to survive by barricading ourselves securely in our home.	179
As a surgeon who works exclusively with the homeless, I have an incredibly rewarding profession.	51
"We've talked about this," the nurse said, leading me to the padded room, "These body-snatchers you’re seeing are just part of your psychotic delusions."	40
When our elderly neighbor passed away, my mother and I attended his estate sale, hoping to find a good bargain.	39
For twenty years, I've been reliving the same day over and over again.	31
For weeks, we've been dealing with foreign hackers sending out dozens of false air-raid alarms using our national warning system.	25
Imagine our delight when we accidentally stumbled across the uncontacted race during the course of our exploration.	22
My wife was too scared to press charges, but I was furious when the court approved her restraining order against me.	8
When our archeological dig was shut down by the military, we weren't surprised.	4