/u/ActualGuyFieri's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I discovered that when I jump into my new pool, I’ll teleport to any body of water on the planet.

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“My cat is banging on the door again, I need to let her in”, he said.

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The next word you say must be five or more letters long, or I will kill you, do you understand?

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The student died a few days before the lab dissection.

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While visiting the grave, he uttered his deceased father’s favorite joke.

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The scientist burst into the room, he had finally found the cure for the zombie infection.

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The family’s neighbor decided to pay them a visit.

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It’s been a week since I went off life support.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I discovered that when I jump into my new pool, I’ll teleport to any body of water on the planet.	452
“My cat is banging on the door again, I need to let her in”, he said.	115
The next word you say must be five or more letters long, or I will kill you, do you understand?	79
The student died a few days before the lab dissection.	73
While visiting the grave, he uttered his deceased father’s favorite joke.	44
The scientist burst into the room, he had finally found the cure for the zombie infection.	19
The family’s neighbor decided to pay them a visit.	16
It’s been a week since I went off life support.	13