/u/AdPatient167's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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As the aliens had studied our language, they landed and said "We've come to save your planet!"

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I put my sunglasses on, thinking it's quite bright NSFW

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My Daughter can be heard crying on the baby monitor every night

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I love box opening videos, I think I I might do one myself

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I am glad I could finally see the sun one last time

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You know the stories of bells with string attached so that people in the coffin could warn you that they are still alive

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I have tried to help humanity, but it always ends up the same

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I love taking my daughter to the lake, This'll be the last day we spend together

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I hate this job, I wish I could murder everyone because they won't keep quiet

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I was surprised when I find out we weren't the only intelligent beings in the universe

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As the aliens had studied our language, they landed and said "We've come to save your planet!"	5811
I put my sunglasses on, thinking it's quite bright NSFW	4987
My Daughter can be heard crying on the baby monitor every night	400
I love box opening videos, I think I I might do one myself	258
I am glad I could finally see the sun one last time	80
You know the stories of bells with string attached so that people in the coffin could warn you that they are still alive	53
I have tried to help humanity, but it always ends up the same	26
I love taking my daughter to the lake, This'll be the last day we spend together	24
I hate this job, I wish I could murder everyone because they won't keep quiet	23
I was surprised when I find out we weren't the only intelligent beings in the universe	19