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I once wore a wife beater to a party.

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"If you fail your next math test, you're dead to me!" I yelled at my son.

194 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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My life finally seemed to be getting back on track when I landed my dream job.

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When my girlfriend got sick with malaria on holiday, I gave her a natural, plant-based remedy I bought from a local herbalist.

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I had only planned to briefly pop into the mall for some quick, essential shopping before heading home, but feeling spontaneous, decided to see a movie with an attractive stranger I met while waiting in the checkout line.

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I hid inside a locker on the last day of school, intending to jump out and surprise my friends.

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As both an avid history buff and a committed pacifist, I asked the genie if I could witness the end of the Second World War.

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If you think this post only has one sentence, you may be suffering from psychosis.

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My grandfather died at Auschwitz.

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[APR22] "This game's fun, Daddy," I heard my eight-year-old daughter giggle from my bedroom.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I once wore a wife beater to a party.	5185	TwoSentenceHorror
"If you fail your next math test, you're dead to me!" I yelled at my son.	194	TwoSentenceSadness
My life finally seemed to be getting back on track when I landed my dream job.	165	TwoSentenceSadness
When my girlfriend got sick with malaria on holiday, I gave her a natural, plant-based remedy I bought from a local herbalist.	138	TwoSentenceHorror
I had only planned to briefly pop into the mall for some quick, essential shopping before heading home, but feeling spontaneous, decided to see a movie with an attractive stranger I met while waiting in the checkout line.	100	TwoSentenceHorror
I hid inside a locker on the last day of school, intending to jump out and surprise my friends.	89	TwoSentenceHorror
As both an avid history buff and a committed pacifist, I asked the genie if I could witness the end of the Second World War.	81	TwoSentenceHorror
If you think this post only has one sentence, you may be suffering from psychosis.	80	TwoSentenceHorror
My grandfather died at Auschwitz.	42	TwoSentenceComedy
[APR22] "This game's fun, Daddy," I heard my eight-year-old daughter giggle from my bedroom.	33	TwoSentenceHorror