/u/Adam1stOfTheDoomed's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My best friend's body was surprisingly heavy, and his brains were dripping all over me.

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"Some experts believe human beings were once the dominant life force on the planet..."

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"Yo, I feel turnt the f**k up!" She exclaimed as she twerked on the dance floor.

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"So who of them is it going to be?"

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I must admit, it felt good watching the terrorist gasp his last breath.

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I stared with nostalgia at my home for over a decade.

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"It's really simple; just stare straight into the camera, read the script and you're done here."

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October 16th 2146, AKA God's Death Day, is celebrated worldwide as the day the last religious fanatic died, marking the end of mankind's pointless subservience to the obsolete concept of a supreme creator.

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"When cornered, even the most timid of animals can quickly become dangerous, lashing out at anyone and anything in its desperation to escape."

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"He's back," the old man said, gazing at the sky that had just turned pitch black at midday.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My best friend's body was surprisingly heavy, and his brains were dripping all over me.	408
"Some experts believe human beings were once the dominant life force on the planet..."	199
"Yo, I feel turnt the f**k up!" She exclaimed as she twerked on the dance floor.	137
"So who of them is it going to be?"	82
I must admit, it felt good watching the terrorist gasp his last breath.	81
I stared with nostalgia at my home for over a decade.	65
"It's really simple; just stare straight into the camera, read the script and you're done here."	65
October 16th 2146, AKA God's Death Day, is celebrated worldwide as the day the last religious fanatic died, marking the end of mankind's pointless subservience to the obsolete concept of a supreme creator.	61
"When cornered, even the most timid of animals can quickly become dangerous, lashing out at anyone and anything in its desperation to escape."	45
"He's back," the old man said, gazing at the sky that had just turned pitch black at midday.	39