/u/Ademisk's posts
[WP] As you walk past an alley, a hand covers your mouth and you stumble in. Glancing down, it's your own hand. Aww crap, your other personality is kidnapping you again!
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[WP] You've been recruited by a famous adventurer to run his store of treasures. Shortly after there was an attack. When bodies started hitting the floor, you realized a 'clerk' probably wasn't what he wanted. But then, you weren't a high level clerk through chance.
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[WP] You live in a world where natural events are 1000's of times slower, but much more powerful. Rain falls as a thick sheet of water all at once, lightning takes a minute to hit the ground from it's initial flash, gusts of wind slowly but surely sweep everything away like a giant invisible hand.
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[WP] "Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger." You've lived your whole life by that philosophy, and grew unfathomably tough. Now Death comes to contest you one last time, over your age. But you're ready.
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[WP] After years of service, the hero disappeared. The power vacuum sucked every villain, willing or not, into a direct conflict. Yet as they warred, each noticed the familiar face (in light disguise) in the crowds, with a look of you-needed-me-more-than-they-ever-did.
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[WP] You can speak every language, but you don't actually know what you're saying. You feel, and your mouth produces the closest approximation. There's never been a dull day in your job as a diplomat.
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[WP] As human civilization advanced, the Gods had to retreat further out of reach. First to the mountaintops, then to the skies, and finally into deep space. With interstellar travel technology on the horizon, the Gods, now cornered, must plan their next move.
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[WP] God finally implements "the more you suffer, the greater your reward" on Earth. The Devil sees an opportunity, and becomes a life coach.
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[WP] Society always lamented that idiot-proofing only served to create better idiots. That we were breeding 'chaos monkeys'. Well that fear was put to rest as the age of alien invasions began, and time and again their societies would crumble under the weight of our collective idiocy.
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