/u/Ademisk's posts
[WP] Everyone who buys a lottery ticket pays with service to the winner. You just won a $100 million jackpot, and now you have 10,000 people who owe you $10-$10,000 worth of work of your choice.
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[WP] At age 18, everyone is granted a superpower of choice. The catch is that every new power must be unique. You secretly aspire to be the greatest supervillian, so you choose the ability to inflict short term memory loss, and immediately get to work.
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[WP] Despite the rest of the world succumbing to the zombie apocalypse, Jeff managed to maintain his exact same lifestyle. He cheerfully waved at each neighbor, commuted to work 5 days a week, and mowed his lawn every Sunday. Of course, those who knew him from before thought he was a zombie already
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[WP] While on a trip abroad, a monkey jumped on your back and won't let go. It pulls your hair and punches you in the ear, but you keep it pacified by occasionally feeding it and doing it's bidding. You've accepted it as a permanent curse, but the monkey seems to have some sort of goal.
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[WP] The mad scientists have done it, they've destroyed the world. Absolutely annihilated it. All is gone, including their henchmen and minions. Nothing remains. An empty reality. And only them.
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[WP] After decades of misguided teens selling him their soul, Stan decided to challenge Heavens supremacy with his army. He's doing better than Satan ever did.
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[WP] Last night, you got blackout drunk with your friends. Apparently you played a prank where you convinced them you are an alien, and it must have been very believable because they are now terrified of you and are trying to get authorities to 'capture' you.
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[WP] The Mafia runs a classy restaurant where everyone they need to 'take care of' is invited for the final meal. But the world-class waiter, tired of always getting stiffed on the tip, decides to get back at the Mafia by discretely keeping patrons alive. In walks you.
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[WP] It was scientifically proven that sheep cause sleep, and bunnies are the root of multiplication. Faced with rapid climate change, the success of 1 species above all was identified as imperative for our survival.
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[WP] As Earth died, many rich packed up and fled to the paradise on Mars. Fueled by outraged, those left behind eventually developed affordable space travel. Arriving on the first civilian ship, you find the wreckage of the rich. They fled not to survive, but to instill hope and inspire innovation.
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