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"Is that me?" I asked my daughter, pointing at her drawing.

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I was angry when my teacher told me "curiosity killed the cat."

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When I took the case, the chief told me that I had to think like a serial killer to catch one.

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I looked out the plane's window and marveled at the beautiful jungle below.

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"I'm just pulling your leg," he said as I began to cry.

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My heart dropped as I realized that my wife and daughter's files had dissapeared from my computer.

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Apparently, there are trace amounts of gold inside every human being.

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I silently thanked my neighbors for playing their loud music, as I couldn't fall asleep without the noise.

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"Oh holy night, the stars are brightly shining..." the radios everywhere crackled.

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Sometimes, It can be difficult living on an isolated survey ship.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Is that me?" I asked my daughter, pointing at her drawing.	433
I was angry when my teacher told me "curiosity killed the cat."	415
When I took the case, the chief told me that I had to think like a serial killer to catch one.	82
I looked out the plane's window and marveled at the beautiful jungle below.	67
"I'm just pulling your leg," he said as I began to cry.	62
My heart dropped as I realized that my wife and daughter's files had dissapeared from my computer.	50
Apparently, there are trace amounts of gold inside every human being.	31
I silently thanked my neighbors for playing their loud music, as I couldn't fall asleep without the noise.	18
"Oh holy night, the stars are brightly shining..." the radios everywhere crackled.	17
Sometimes, It can be difficult living on an isolated survey ship.	8