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Returning to my car, I saw someone place a note on the windshield admonishing me for my bad parking job.

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I was so excited to get a job at Boston Dynamics working on their top secret project involving transferring human consciousness into robots.

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The murder mystery train trip was a roaring success.

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Camping alone in the woods isn't that bad, she thought.

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Being an influencer with a million followers is amazing!

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Eve listened intently to the words hissing from the serpent's mouth and obediently picked the fruit off the tree.

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She started feeling really strange after reading aloud from the Witch's Bible she found in the attic.

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When I created a Halloween app where a "murderer" is matched with a "victim" for fun role play, I made it clear it was all pretend.

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Is it justified to kill a bloodthirsty murderer if you caught them in the act?

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My solution to our small, isolated island's overcrowding problem was a lottery where the 'winner' would jump off the cliffs into the sea (repeat every so often as needed).

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Returning to my car, I saw someone place a note on the windshield admonishing me for my bad parking job.	29
I was so excited to get a job at Boston Dynamics working on their top secret project involving transferring human consciousness into robots.	27
The murder mystery train trip was a roaring success.	25
Camping alone in the woods isn't that bad, she thought.	20
Being an influencer with a million followers is amazing!	19
Eve listened intently to the words hissing from the serpent's mouth and obediently picked the fruit off the tree.	19
She started feeling really strange after reading aloud from the Witch's Bible she found in the attic.	18
When I created a Halloween app where a "murderer" is matched with a "victim" for fun role play, I made it clear it was all pretend.	17
Is it justified to kill a bloodthirsty murderer if you caught them in the act?	15
My solution to our small, isolated island's overcrowding problem was a lottery where the 'winner' would jump off the cliffs into the sea (repeat every so often as needed).	15