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It'll be any day now that I have my baby!

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She liked to jog in the park early in the mornings, but this time she sadly discovered another jogger's body in the bushes.

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When I found the text on my husband's phone planning my imminent murder, I quickly made him some very sweet, very rat-poisoned tea.

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"Happy Cake Day," the Artificial Intelligence assistant told me stoically.

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"Have to keep the door locked at all times so we're safe," I exclaimed.

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I wonder if 'death by a thousand cuts' is just a saying?

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Having a fear of being buried alive, I bequeathed that a bell be placed outside my grave with a rope going into the coffin so I could alert if I wasn't really dead.

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As the boat rocked roughly side to side on the water, she became more and more alarmed.

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The sign read, "This is the Fountain of Youth, but the price to use it is that the life will be sucked out of your loved ones."

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After the nuclear attack, nothing should be able to survive outside a bomb shelter, yet I kept hearing a persistent knocking.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
It'll be any day now that I have my baby!	1005
She liked to jog in the park early in the mornings, but this time she sadly discovered another jogger's body in the bushes.	318
When I found the text on my husband's phone planning my imminent murder, I quickly made him some very sweet, very rat-poisoned tea.	211
"Happy Cake Day," the Artificial Intelligence assistant told me stoically.	207
"Have to keep the door locked at all times so we're safe," I exclaimed.	148
I wonder if 'death by a thousand cuts' is just a saying?	72
Having a fear of being buried alive, I bequeathed that a bell be placed outside my grave with a rope going into the coffin so I could alert if I wasn't really dead.	70
As the boat rocked roughly side to side on the water, she became more and more alarmed.	51
The sign read, "This is the Fountain of Youth, but the price to use it is that the life will be sucked out of your loved ones."	36
After the nuclear attack, nothing should be able to survive outside a bomb shelter, yet I kept hearing a persistent knocking.	31