/u/Ae3qe27u's posts
[WP] "I can already see that I will never have to conquer the world again. I will end up simply owning it."
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[WP] You're walking with a friend when, suddenly, in the middle of a sentence, they blurt out "I can only control my voice once every six years. Please, you have to-" They don't seem to remember saying that.
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[EU] After advancing through an inter-dimentional portal and consuming their technology, the Borg face the only species left to be assimilated: Daleks.
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[EU] Lois Lane continually turns down Superman's asking her out on a date. When he finally asks her why, she says that she's already going out with a nice reporter.
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[WP] new on /news: Cthulhu Announces He's Running For President, Promises to Eliminate ISIS by Destroying Reality
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[WP] Aliens came to Earth 650 million years ago, but just wrote it off as a hunk of lifeless rock. Today, they find out differently.
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[WP] You find that you are able to create the most magnificent tea blends that anyone has ever tasted. The problem? They're high-class teas, and you live in the armpit of Louisiana. Or Arkansas. You never really were good with your states.
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