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As the two women squabbled over who the crying baby belonged to, the king arose and said ‘bring me a sword and we shall divide it, a half for each.’

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[DEC23] For our ten-year anniversary, I took my wife to a high end restaurant, one that allowed her to pick her meat that was still alive.

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“I’m so glad,” my grandfather’s tombstone reads, “that I’m the one hundred and forty four thousandth witness to die.”

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“You see, Rabbi, we have discovered how to reanimate a corpse.”

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Screaming for help and thrashing in the water, ‘lil Timmy watches as great white sharks plunge and devour his father, mother, brother and baby sister.

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[AUG22] After years of searching the multiverse, at last, we’ve located a Pokemon planet and are approaching the cave of an untamed Charizard.

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[Nov23] The soldier bobs with his hands on his head, endlessly repeating, “I don’t know, I don’t know”.

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As the assassination of choice against the war hungry dictator, I choose debridement.

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“To maximize profit after insurance,” the brochure reads, “organize a sympathy fundraiser, sell the child’s organs to hospitals and it’s limbs on the black market.”

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The crowd cheers around the abortion clinic as the Justices announce a total ban on the practice.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
As the two women squabbled over who the crying baby belonged to, the king arose and said ‘bring me a sword and we shall divide it, a half for each.’	3251	TwoSentenceHorror
[DEC23] For our ten-year anniversary, I took my wife to a high end restaurant, one that allowed her to pick her meat that was still alive.	465	TwoSentenceHorror
“I’m so glad,” my grandfather’s tombstone reads, “that I’m the one hundred and forty four thousandth witness to die.”	128	TwoSentenceHorror
“You see, Rabbi, we have discovered how to reanimate a corpse.”	33	TwoSentenceHorror
Screaming for help and thrashing in the water, ‘lil Timmy watches as great white sharks plunge and devour his father, mother, brother and baby sister.	31	TwoSentenceHorror
[AUG22] After years of searching the multiverse, at last, we’ve located a Pokemon planet and are approaching the cave of an untamed Charizard.	11	TwoSentenceHorror
[Nov23] The soldier bobs with his hands on his head, endlessly repeating, “I don’t know, I don’t know”.	8	TwoSentenceHorror
As the assassination of choice against the war hungry dictator, I choose debridement.	8	TwoSentenceHorror
“To maximize profit after insurance,” the brochure reads, “organize a sympathy fundraiser, sell the child’s organs to hospitals and it’s limbs on the black market.”	1	TwoSentenceHorror
The crowd cheers around the abortion clinic as the Justices announce a total ban on the practice.	0	TwoSentenceHorror