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[NOV22] I think about life before my daughter died.

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[OCT22] My buddy paid a ton of money for one of those “Russian mail-order bride” deals.

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[NOV22] He held up the dry erase board on which he’d written, “Would you rather have no feet or no hands?”

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[APR23] God designed Earth to be foolproof.

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[DEC22] All day at work, Henry couldn’t escape the feeling that he’d forgotten something.

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[SEP22] Last Sunday morning at church, just before confession, I realized I’d won hundreds of millions in Powerball.

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[SEP22] “The chances of us making it safely to the Jurassic were millions to one against!” Dr. Ulrick blurted as he stepped down from the time machine.

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[OCT22] As my husband’s rotting corpse shuffled down the hallway, a vague memory of our wedding flashed before my eyes.

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[SEP22] “Wow,” he said, collecting his coffee from the counter, “what are the chances we keep bumping into each other amongst the millions of souls in New York?”

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[SEP22] A mountain of millions of socks cushioned my fall from above.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[NOV22] I think about life before my daughter died.	82
[OCT22] My buddy paid a ton of money for one of those “Russian mail-order bride” deals.	75
[NOV22] He held up the dry erase board on which he’d written, “Would you rather have no feet or no hands?”	71
[APR23] God designed Earth to be foolproof.	69
[DEC22] All day at work, Henry couldn’t escape the feeling that he’d forgotten something.	61
[SEP22] Last Sunday morning at church, just before confession, I realized I’d won hundreds of millions in Powerball.	56
[SEP22] “The chances of us making it safely to the Jurassic were millions to one against!” Dr. Ulrick blurted as he stepped down from the time machine.	53
[OCT22] As my husband’s rotting corpse shuffled down the hallway, a vague memory of our wedding flashed before my eyes.	53
[SEP22] “Wow,” he said, collecting his coffee from the counter, “what are the chances we keep bumping into each other amongst the millions of souls in New York?”	52
[SEP22] A mountain of millions of socks cushioned my fall from above.	52