/u/Aggravating_Fan_8169's posts in /r/CelebrityMommy
You were beyond excited when your mommy, Salma Hayek, and her new girlfriend, Christina Hendricks, brought you on an exclusive cruise called "The Breeding Boat." But they didn't tell you that your best friend was also coming along as he qualified as a Breeder for his uniquely sized endowment NSFW
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I've been dating my friend's mom Gal and his sister Mia for about a year. I hope it doesn't hurt our friendship when he finds out that we're all getting married for my birthday. We have a big plan to go on a cruise but I couldn't leave him behind. I hope he understands NSFW
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You couldn't believe it. Your graceful mommy (Christina Hendricks) and Sister(Scarlett Johansson) had turned into nothing more than a cock addicted, cum gargling, brain dead, bimbo sluts. You just didn't expect your best friend to be such a hyper hung stud of a human and break your family so quickly NSFW
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