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I catch my wife smiling gleefully in the mirror, as she discovers her dress fits more loosely.

4260 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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I took in the beautiful colors of the sky, as the rising sun tinged the clouds with gold.

746 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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After the mortician finished his lunch, and payed his bill, the waitress said "Thanks for coming in, but I hope I dont see you again anytime soon!"

226 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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I watched as my father worked out the final touches of my new cupboard.

27 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I work in a psych ward, and just had a patient tell me "The new girl in room 206 just slit her own throat!!!!"

23 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I tried to contain my disgust as I examined the dark, coarse looking hair that had mysteriously appeared on my hand, and fingers.

18 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I catch my wife smiling gleefully in the mirror, as she discovers her dress fits more loosely.	4260	TwoSentenceSadness
I took in the beautiful colors of the sky, as the rising sun tinged the clouds with gold.	746	TwoSentenceHorror
After the mortician finished his lunch, and payed his bill, the waitress said "Thanks for coming in, but I hope I dont see you again anytime soon!"	226	TwoSentenceComedy
I watched as my father worked out the final touches of my new cupboard.	27	TwoSentenceHorror
I work in a psych ward, and just had a patient tell me "The new girl in room 206 just slit her own throat!!!!"	23	TwoSentenceHorror
I tried to contain my disgust as I examined the dark, coarse looking hair that had mysteriously appeared on my hand, and fingers.	18	TwoSentenceHorror