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After flunking out of high school, I was so depressed that I felt I had to call the Suicide Hotline, but I never expected my mother to pick up the phone.

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"You miss all the shots you never take," was one of my moms favorite sayings.

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Our organization is for those who need it young man, not for little boys wanting to brag.

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I keep getting pats on the back from my friends for this. NSFW

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As my s/o went for the knife, I knew that my only way out was in a coffin.

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Where I learned what irony was was the most ironic place for me.

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Do you remember when the worst imaginable pain made you bleed, not cry?

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You know, its kinda funny.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
After flunking out of high school, I was so depressed that I felt I had to call the Suicide Hotline, but I never expected my mother to pick up the phone.	269
"You miss all the shots you never take," was one of my moms favorite sayings.	154
Our organization is for those who need it young man, not for little boys wanting to brag.	67
I keep getting pats on the back from my friends for this. NSFW	31
As my s/o went for the knife, I knew that my only way out was in a coffin.	30
Where I learned what irony was was the most ironic place for me.	15
Do you remember when the worst imaginable pain made you bleed, not cry?	15
You know, its kinda funny.	1