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[WP] Aliens have seen our news broadcasts, but they heard the jokes first. When we finally meet, they applaud our "great works of satire" such as War of the Worlds, hurricanes and atom bombs. Little do they know, most of that was serious.
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[WP] "Humans thought they were exploring the universe, but in fact it was the universe exploring Humans."
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[WP] A comedian sets up a joke by saying "Stop me if you've heard this before..." but the man on your left shoots him with a revolver. He hands it to you and says "Yes, Belgium, 1871. There are two more immortals on your left. Run!"
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[WP] You work for the largest lottery association, and have just been informed of its true purpose: Catching time travelers
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[WP] You work in a facility that specializes in patients with severe memory loss. Except you don't help them recover their memories - You collect them.
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[WP] Anesthesia doesn't prevent pain, it collects it. You just discovered that they're collecting it for.
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