/u/Ajtheeon's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] When you tell people your partner is a hive mind they do one of three things: reference some media, assume that they're trying to assimilate, or make inappropriate comments about the bedroom. They'll never know what it's like to know that 1 in 5 people are just a extention of the being you love
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[WP] We all know why the chicken crossed the road, but she never made it to the other side. She was hit by a truck. Now, it's the roosters turn to cross, but it's no joke, as he sets out to hunt down the driver of that d*mned truck and avenge his love.
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[WP] "I'm not dead" they cry, as their arm falls off for the third time this week "I'm undead, there's a difference"
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[WP] Dating a reflective empath (one who doesn't just know, but feels the emotions of others) is hard as there is always a question of if their feelings for you are their own or just yours reflected back No matter how they reassure you you still find yourself wondering. Questioning if they even know
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[WP] Humans suck at Magic. No matter how anyone tries to explain it to them they can't seem to comprehend it. They suck, but they still do it. Awful at magic but they don't seem to know that. To make it worse they still always seem to get their spells to do what they want. Humans suck at Magic...
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[WP] You've heard of people being reincarnated as a lot of things when they die and end up in a fantasy world. From a slime to a spider and even a dungeon core. But what could possibly be more inconvenient waking up as the queen of a colony of giant sentient ants?
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[WP] The imortal had been running for as long as they can remember. They cling to life fleeing from the one being that can take it from them. The only thing that can end the undying is one ancient, asshole of a goose.
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[WP] An assassin falls in love with their target but must still try to kill them at least once a day so the guild doesn't get suspicious. Luckily for them they were given the impossible task of killing immortal.
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[WP] There is a spell that can repair objects. It doesn't work on humans, or any living thing. One day after being severely injured you try the spell on yourself out of desperation and, you are horrified when it works...
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[WP] when a mage dies their soul is magically grafted into an object. This object is then given to a younger mage as an advisor. You died pretty early and, frankly have no idea what you're talking about... but you sure aren't going to let your partner know that!
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