/u/Ajtheeon's posts
[WP] We all know why the chicken crossed the road, but she never made it to the other side. She was hit by a truck. Now, it's the roosters turn to cross, but it's no joke, as he sets out to hunt down the driver of that d*mned truck and avenge his love.
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[WP] The curse was truly devious. It bound their hearts together in eternal love and kept them together always, yet always out of the others reach. For only one of them may exist at a time. The fist to walk the day, and the other to have the night.
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[WP] "I'm not dead" they cry, as their arm falls off for the third time this week "I'm undead, there's a difference"
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[WP] Humans suck at Magic. No matter how anyone tries to explain it to them they can't seem to comprehend it. They suck, but they still do it. Awful at magic but they don't seem to know that. To make it worse they still always seem to get their spells to do what they want. Humans suck at Magic...
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[WP] You've heard of people being reincarnated as a lot of things when they die and end up in a fantasy world. From a slime to a spider and even a dungeon core. But what could possibly be more inconvenient waking up as the queen of a colony of giant sentient ants?
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[WP] Dating a reflective empath (one who doesn't just know, but feels the emotions of others) is hard as there is always a question of if their feelings for you are their own or just yours reflected back No matter how they reassure you you still find yourself wondering. Questioning if they even know
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[WP] The imortal had been running for as long as they can remember. They cling to life fleeing from the one being that can take it from them. The only thing that can end the undying is one ancient, asshole of a goose.
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[WP] An assassin falls in love with their target but must still try to kill them at least once a day so the guild doesn't get suspicious. Luckily for them they were given the impossible task of killing immortal.
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[WP]Some people are born blind, others deaf, but you were born with a more troublesome 'disability' at random times around you, with no pattern at all, portals to other dimensions seem to appear... and they always, come with trouble.
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[WP] For decades you have lain still. Silent and uncaring of the world as time passes you by. For centuries you have rested alone and content in your state. But, now for the first time decades you must move, and for the first time in millenia you must speak. You have one question to ask...
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