/u/Akairichii's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The witch guaranteed my desire for the price of half my seed.

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My mother told me to never unlock and open the basement door after midnight.

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My papa told me that they're too busy on their glowing rectangles to even notice our kind anymore.

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The students laughed loudly while the teacher gave a detailed explanation of their lab assignment.

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"I'm not afraid of clowns," defended Timmy as the children teased him at the party.

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I giggled when I saw my wife in the kitchen with flour hand prints on her tight, black, spaghetti strap top over her breasts.

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As I sat on the toilet, I heard the familiar plop. NSFW

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Delicious, I thought as I woke up to the smell of meat over a fire.

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While watching the home security videos from the system I secretly installed, I realized what my wife had been doing all these years.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The witch guaranteed my desire for the price of half my seed.	608
My mother told me to never unlock and open the basement door after midnight.	161
My papa told me that they're too busy on their glowing rectangles to even notice our kind anymore.	112
The students laughed loudly while the teacher gave a detailed explanation of their lab assignment.	41
"I'm not afraid of clowns," defended Timmy as the children teased him at the party.	39
I giggled when I saw my wife in the kitchen with flour hand prints on her tight, black, spaghetti strap top over her breasts.	35
As I sat on the toilet, I heard the familiar plop. NSFW	23
Delicious, I thought as I woke up to the smell of meat over a fire.	15
While watching the home security videos from the system I secretly installed, I realized what my wife had been doing all these years.	2