/u/Aladayle's posts
[WP] The Rumor Weed is real, and your grandmother has been growing one in a pot. Today, she's going to take it to her church potluck, and you're determined to stop it.
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[WP] You've won the largest lottery in recorded American history. After several years of good investments, your new friend Elon Musk challenges you to a contest: Which of you can improve the country the most in six months time?
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[WP] Joss Whedon is being held prisoner in order to keep the Marvel machine running. After several years he has finally developed an escape plan...
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[EU] "Oh, poor baby," Poison Ivy says, "What's your name, sweetheart?" The plant bobs its large head and grins wide, "Audrey II."
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[WP] The Second Coming is at hand! Only you, the mother (or father) of the child, have realized that at seven years of age, your child is not Jesus Christ, but Odin.
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[TT] You spot a couple in a grocery store parking lot as you are about to leave. They exit their car arguing about how the husband was hitting on the wife's sister and over the next thirty minutes it escalates to a divorce-worthy screaming match that necessitates calling the police.
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[WP] If you become culturally significant enough in some way--by literature, or medicine, or science, etc--you become immortal. George RR Martin is next up on the list.
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[WP] One day, putzing around on the newly colonized moon, you send a dart out towards Earth through an airlock--only to hear, a few weeks later, that it hit the White House lawn and exploded. You watch the evening news, transfixed...
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[TT] You got a great deal on a house in a suburbian neighborhood, but you soon find out why. Zeus lives in the house to your left, Hades to the right, Poseidon's right across the street...and you're about to get caught in the crossfire of their latest feud.
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[WP] You have such horrible luck you remark on how you must have kicked a lot of puppies in a previous life. After consulting a psychic you find you were actually Joffrey Baratheon in said previous life, and she adds, "You have a lot to atone for, so I'd go big if I were you..."
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