/u/Alcyius's posts
[WP] In an attempt to corner the market, Satan, CEO of Faustian Enterprises, is trying to buy out the other wish-granting entities.
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[WP] When someone is exonerated of a crime, the amount of time they spent in prison is subtracted from the Judge, Jury, and Prosecutor's lives, and given to them in reparations.
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[WP] You die and enter the afterlife...except its not what your religion described. In fact, its not what any religion described.
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[WP] You light the candles, draw the pentagram, and say the words, ready to sell your soul. Only, instead of a demon, an angel descends from heaven and begins bargaining for your soul.
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[WP] By fate, or curse, you've been compelled to avenge your parents' murders. One problem: you absolutely hated your parents.
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[WP] Coca-Cola's "Share a Coke" campaign goes haywire when it suddenly starts compelling people to share their Coke with people named on the side. Then, the names start getting oddly specific.
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[WP] You have been gifted by the Gods with knowledge of the Language of Creation. I speak, of course, of Mime.
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[WP] You've just been recruited into the Multiversal Marines, a mercenary force that goes to war for scared humans and Elder Gods alike, if they can pay of course.
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