/u/Alex95111's posts
[WP] Such a romantic gesture... or it would have been if she wasn't his arch nemesis... and destroyed half the city with said gesture
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[WP] "Why are you doing this?" questioned the hero with his final breath your answer being "Sometimes the world doesn't need a hero it needs a monster".
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[WP] A world in which the family name of married couples is decided by their respective parents battling to the death
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[WP] "Sorry boss but I was just wondering, if we aren't allowed to take souls anymore then what do we take?" asks a confused demon "...Maybe I didn't think this through"
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[WP] "Welcome, hero, my name is-" "Yeah yeah, hurry it up I have to buy groceries and my wife is gonna rip me a new one if I don't"
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[WP] "This whole thing's a scam, fuck the church, here's 96 reasons why" "Wasn't it 95?" "I add one more every time the universe resets"
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[WP] A tyrannical king falls in love with the kindest woman in the kingdom, after they marry it turn out she's more evil than him
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[WP] "And why would I listen to you?" "A reaper's job is already hard as is and people like you only make it harder, if I must do something in return just say so" "How about a date?" "...Alright tell me who you want me to look like"
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