| I love sleeping but, my (ex-)girlfriend lives upstairs. Yeah, you can imagine. | 392 | | | | |
| The Tribe Has Spoken | 201 | | | | |
| Diary From Heaven | 177 | | | | |
| 299 792 458.01 m/s | 166 | | | | |
| Being Naughty in the Bathroom | 146 | | | | |
| So uhm... I uhh... got err... bumps. Y'know, bumps. Down there. Bumps, down there. Can anyone help? | 128 | | | | |
| Boredom | 88 | | | | |
| Don't you just love the sound of bubble wrap? Pop, pop. | 83 | | | | |
| The Homeless Man | 80 | | | | |
| The Basement Door | 67 | | | | |
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