/u/Alex_Sylvian's posts
[WP] John Wick in his prime is coming after you. The only way to stop him is to kill the person who put the hit on you first.
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[WP] Every day in Hell, there is a competition among the demons who can come up with the most creative torture for an individual. Today you're certain that you're going to win.
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You're working as a low-wage Mall Santa when a little green man runs up to you and say, "We need your help! Santa's been injured and we need a body double!"
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[WP] You have the power to give out superpowers to people. Recently, the heroes and villains have been fighting over you, and you're getting annoyed.
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You often have a dream where you're falling. You always wake up before you hit the bottom. Sometimes you wake up right as you hit the bottom. Tonight, for the first time, you hit the bottom and don't wake up. A voice comes from behind you. "Finally."
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You are a joy-smuggler, sneaking your wares into a land where happiness is forbidden. The authorities have just pulled you over.
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All human concepts (such as death, hope, reality, old age, evil, satisfaction, etc.) have an anthropomorphic personification without whom the concept cannot exist. You have just become one of these, and you're overwhelmed by the workload.
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[WP] The Seven Deadly Sins are worried that they're growing irrelevant, so they've decided to add a jew member to their Deadly Sins club. You, a minor sin, are the one they've chosen.
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After many years of stuggling, you have finally received a large commission to write a book. The catch? The book in question is a sequel to *Gadsby*, the famous 50,000 word book written without the letter E.
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