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The Bloody Marys at Jean's Patisserie in New Orleans were regularly featured in all the city "Top Ten" lists.

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My mother-in-law bought me an electric frying pan for Christmas last year; I've gained 15 pounds from all the fried food I've been cooking, and my husband wants a divorce.

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"Hello, 911, I've got chest pain on my left side and I need an ambulance."

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The delivery truck driver drove right over my cactus, breaking it into a dozen pieces.

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It sounds gross, but I make really good money uploading zit popping videos to a specialized porn site; I take requests and some of my regulars even give me gifts. NSFW

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My children really enjoy their bright, modern, new plates and mugs.

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Whenever a patron orders an angel shot (plain), the bartender signals me to come over and walk the frightened customer to their car.

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The old man at my mom's care home was normally so nice, but yesterday he was yelling at me to take my mom and run away before the fire burned everything.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The Bloody Marys at Jean's Patisserie in New Orleans were regularly featured in all the city "Top Ten" lists.	10
My mother-in-law bought me an electric frying pan for Christmas last year; I've gained 15 pounds from all the fried food I've been cooking, and my husband wants a divorce.	8
"Hello, 911, I've got chest pain on my left side and I need an ambulance."	8
The delivery truck driver drove right over my cactus, breaking it into a dozen pieces.	6
It sounds gross, but I make really good money uploading zit popping videos to a specialized porn site; I take requests and some of my regulars even give me gifts. NSFW	2
My children really enjoy their bright, modern, new plates and mugs.	1
Whenever a patron orders an angel shot (plain), the bartender signals me to come over and walk the frightened customer to their car.	1
The old man at my mom's care home was normally so nice, but yesterday he was yelling at me to take my mom and run away before the fire burned everything.	1