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JD Vance and the nuclear family

682 upvotes • r/TwoXChromosomes

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My robot vacuum cleaner is set to clean on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, so I was very surprised to be notified that it was stuck under the bed on Tuesday.

58 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My boyfriend suggested I cook us dinner at his place for a change; his spices were pretty old so I used an extra large scoop of each.

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The girl's gotten so big and curvy.

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I brought soup and cake to the potluck, so I texted my friends to send a pair of hands out to the car to help me.

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The witch was surprised that her next customer wanted to be turned into a werewolf.

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My wife left me after I came home from Spain and developed a rash with huge sores on my hands and face.

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[FEB23] I love that my new apartment has enough space to display my war memorabilia.

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#IFS Sunnyvale CA USA August 3 2024

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[May22] Every week I go to water the roses on my sister's grave.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
JD Vance and the nuclear family	682	TwoXChromosomes
My robot vacuum cleaner is set to clean on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, so I was very surprised to be notified that it was stuck under the bed on Tuesday.	58	TwoSentenceHorror
My boyfriend suggested I cook us dinner at his place for a change; his spices were pretty old so I used an extra large scoop of each.	35	TwoSentenceHorror
The girl's gotten so big and curvy.	28	TwoSentenceHorror
I brought soup and cake to the potluck, so I texted my friends to send a pair of hands out to the car to help me.	22	TwoSentenceHorror
The witch was surprised that her next customer wanted to be turned into a werewolf.	21	TwoSentenceHorror
My wife left me after I came home from Spain and developed a rash with huge sores on my hands and face.	19	TwoSentenceHorror
[FEB23] I love that my new apartment has enough space to display my war memorabilia.	19	TwoSentenceHorror
#IFS Sunnyvale CA USA August 3 2024	18	Ingress
[May22] Every week I go to water the roses on my sister's grave.	18	TwoSentenceHorror