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Mary had a little lamb; its fleece was white as snow.

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In an amazing stroke of luck, a random Redditor guessed that carbon monoxide poisoning was making me leave rambling Post-it Notes to myself all over my apartment.

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The Bloody Marys at Jean's Patisserie in New Orleans were regularly featured in all the city "Top Ten" lists.

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"Hello, 911, I've got chest pain on my left side and I need an ambulance."

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My mother-in-law bought me an electric frying pan for Christmas last year; I've gained 15 pounds from all the fried food I've been cooking, and my husband wants a divorce.

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The delivery truck driver drove right over my cactus, breaking it into a dozen pieces.

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"This Kiss, It’s Criminal" — Ya Think?

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It sounds gross, but I make really good money uploading zit popping videos to a specialized porn site; I take requests and some of my regulars even give me gifts. NSFW

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My children really enjoy their bright, modern, new plates and mugs.

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Whenever a patron orders an angel shot (plain), the bartender signals me to come over and walk the frightened customer to their car.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Mary had a little lamb; its fleece was white as snow.	17	TwoSentenceHorror
In an amazing stroke of luck, a random Redditor guessed that carbon monoxide poisoning was making me leave rambling Post-it Notes to myself all over my apartment.	15	TwoSentenceHorror
The Bloody Marys at Jean's Patisserie in New Orleans were regularly featured in all the city "Top Ten" lists.	10	TwoSentenceHorror
"Hello, 911, I've got chest pain on my left side and I need an ambulance."	8	TwoSentenceHorror
My mother-in-law bought me an electric frying pan for Christmas last year; I've gained 15 pounds from all the fried food I've been cooking, and my husband wants a divorce.	8	TwoSentenceHorror
The delivery truck driver drove right over my cactus, breaking it into a dozen pieces.	6	TwoSentenceHorror
"This Kiss, It’s Criminal" — Ya Think?	3	TwoXChromosomes
It sounds gross, but I make really good money uploading zit popping videos to a specialized porn site; I take requests and some of my regulars even give me gifts. NSFW	2	TwoSentenceHorror
My children really enjoy their bright, modern, new plates and mugs.	1	TwoSentenceHorror
Whenever a patron orders an angel shot (plain), the bartender signals me to come over and walk the frightened customer to their car.	1	TwoSentenceHorror