/u/AlmostSane67's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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[DEC23] "I'm so sorry, baby," I pleaded, "I'll never cheat on you again!"

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I keep telling myself that 38 victims is enough, and that it's time to retire and destroy all of my souvenirs.

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I was trying to compose a two sentence horror story, but I couldn't decide which was more horrible, being burned alive or being skinned alive.

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Yesterday, it was announced that reincarnation had been proven to be real, and that scientists could identify your previous incarnation with 100 percent accuracy.

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[NOV22] "You must choose, between your husband and your dog, which one will die upon this altar."

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My wife is in the delivery room, about to give birth to our first child.

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My husband, a paramedic, rescued 2 kittens from an old lady's apartment.

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Using newly developed hyperthrust motors, the Planetary Defence Council was able to deflect the course of the 2 kilometer wide asteroid by 6 degrees.

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"Don't worry, you won't feel a thing," said the white-coated man.

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I was horrified when i learned that my 12 year old daughter was suspended from school today, for accidentally air dropping a snuff film to her whole class, including the teacher.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[DEC23] "I'm so sorry, baby," I pleaded, "I'll never cheat on you again!"	348
I keep telling myself that 38 victims is enough, and that it's time to retire and destroy all of my souvenirs.	312
I was trying to compose a two sentence horror story, but I couldn't decide which was more horrible, being burned alive or being skinned alive.	254
Yesterday, it was announced that reincarnation had been proven to be real, and that scientists could identify your previous incarnation with 100 percent accuracy.	203
[NOV22] "You must choose, between your husband and your dog, which one will die upon this altar."	159
My wife is in the delivery room, about to give birth to our first child.	87
My husband, a paramedic, rescued 2 kittens from an old lady's apartment.	64
Using newly developed hyperthrust motors, the Planetary Defence Council was able to deflect the course of the 2 kilometer wide asteroid by 6 degrees.	60
"Don't worry, you won't feel a thing," said the white-coated man.	59
I was horrified when i learned that my 12 year old daughter was suspended from school today, for accidentally air dropping a snuff film to her whole class, including the teacher.	51