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It seems that some people didn't realize that today is 9/11, the anniversary of the WTC attacks.

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[DEC23] "I'm so sorry, baby," I pleaded, "I'll never cheat on you again!"

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I keep telling myself that 38 victims is enough, and that it's time to retire and destroy all of my souvenirs.

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I was trying to compose a two sentence horror story, but I couldn't decide which was more horrible, being burned alive or being skinned alive.

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Yesterday, it was announced that reincarnation had been proven to be real, and that scientists could identify your previous incarnation with 100 percent accuracy.

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I stared into the abyss, and the abyss stared into me.

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[NOV22] "You must choose, between your husband and your dog, which one will die upon this altar."

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After i got suspended again from school, my mother screamed, "just wait until your father gets home!"

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My wife has been bugging me for years, telling me that I need to apply for VA disability benefits.

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My wife is in the delivery room, about to give birth to our first child.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
It seems that some people didn't realize that today is 9/11, the anniversary of the WTC attacks.	351	TwoSentenceHorror
[DEC23] "I'm so sorry, baby," I pleaded, "I'll never cheat on you again!"	348	TwoSentenceHorror
I keep telling myself that 38 victims is enough, and that it's time to retire and destroy all of my souvenirs.	312	TwoSentenceHorror
I was trying to compose a two sentence horror story, but I couldn't decide which was more horrible, being burned alive or being skinned alive.	254	TwoSentenceHorror
Yesterday, it was announced that reincarnation had been proven to be real, and that scientists could identify your previous incarnation with 100 percent accuracy.	203	TwoSentenceHorror
I stared into the abyss, and the abyss stared into me.	190	TwoSentenceSadness
[NOV22] "You must choose, between your husband and your dog, which one will die upon this altar."	159	TwoSentenceHorror
After i got suspended again from school, my mother screamed, "just wait until your father gets home!"	148	TwoSentenceSadness
My wife has been bugging me for years, telling me that I need to apply for VA disability benefits.	111	TwoSentenceSadness
My wife is in the delivery room, about to give birth to our first child.	87	TwoSentenceHorror